Kid Koala - Barhopper 1

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His first date.
He wasn’t quite sure what to do, and what to say.
— …see for yourself! That’s her!
— Where?
— Sitting right in front of us! That’s Sharon!
— Oh… wow!
The most important thing is the first thing you say!
— Hello!
— What do you want?
— I feel I might lay an egg any moment!
— I beg your pardon?
— What's a beautiful woman like you doing in a bar like this?
— Beat it, jerk!
— Now don’t sugar-coat it. Just what is it you’re trying to say?
— Oh, grow up!
— You're falling in love with me!
— You're falling in love with me!
— No time for this nonsense!
— Why do men always assume that a woman alone at a bar is just waiting to be picked up?
How would you like to spank somebody?
— I beg your pardon?
— I do love, love, love you.
— I know, but I do wish you weren’t so… ugly.
— Would you like to come over to my apartment and listen to some albums?
— What is the matter with you?!